Marc Benioff - Vampire Hunter!
Hi Marc
We’re on edge waiting for your keynote tomorrow at DF12. You are going to save us from the social media vampires! Facebook, Twitter, YouTube… They suck our time and our attention onto cute kittens and political posts from friends-who-are-no-longer-friends-because-they’ve-“liked”-Paul-Ryan and, according to Anxiety UK we are now anxious if we are away from them.
You, like Abraham Lincoln, have realized they are planning to take us over, and you are going to stop them!
You’re going to tell us our work life is now social so they can’t suck our blood any more. Thank you!! Now we can stay focused, never get distracted from the higher purpose of Revenue, and our every productive relationship is captured in your database. No more blood suckers taking us away from our customers.
Hail to the Chief!
Penny
p.s. Knowing your customer’s business is like a wooden stake - it works every time.
